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Taxi Driver Cool movie with Robert Deniro. He gets dissed by Sybil Shepard and then learns to use a gun to teach her a lesson but instead saves a prostitute.
Teaching Mrs. Tingle Meh... Katie Holmes, you can do better.
Team America: World Police Funny and original. Strange as hell at times, too.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles A perfect comic book movie. The characters, the story, the visuals... All perfect.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze Drops the dark edge the first had and adopts a much more cartoony look and feel, still good though. Ooze is awesome.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles In Time Meh... The turtles fight a samurai guy or something. Why? Why not some mutagen monster or something? Come on...
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny A pretty rockin' musical. Hilarious and awesome. Too short, honestly. Plus, it feels like there were some rewrites and the ending was rushed. Seemed like they were building Satan to actually be the Tim Robinson character but scraped it because they couldn't figure out how to bring him into it or something... I don't know... It's hilarious and if you like Tenacious D, you will like this movie.
Terminal, The A quirky, kinda slowly paced movie with Tom Hanks. At first I thought he was using the accent to trick people that he was dumber than he looked, but then I was like, wow... He's actually got an accent.
Terminator, The Meh... Okay. It's needed to make:
Terminator 2: Judgement Day Awesome visuals, philosophy, action, cast... Terrific action/sci-fi movie.
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Shits on the philosophy of T2. "No fate but what we make" is replaced with "You can't fight destiny, I'll trick you into it." Lame.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The A template for a million terrible horror movies to follow. I saw this after I saw just about every other horror movie so I can respect it for laying groundwork or whatever but... It sucks.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The Gets an extra point for being goofy as hell.
Thank You For Smoking It's about a guy who's job it is to say how not-bad-for-you cigarrettes are and how amazingly good he is at it.
That Thing You Do! They should have just made a movie about the Beatles...
There Goes the Neighborhood Funny, but... Meh... Crappy cast except Catherine Ohara.
There's Something About Mary This movie is just stupid as hell. Not even Ben Stiller can save this pile of crap. Not funny. Painful.
They OMG! The beginning is so promising! The idea behind this movie is original and interesting but they do NOTHING with it. They just kill teens and then follow it with a terrible, unfulfilling ending. Man, it just pisses me off.
They Live Interesting look at society. Cool fight scene in the middle. Neat concept of the sunglasses.
Thir13en Ghosts (remake) An okay horror movie with some cool ghosts and the hot chick from American Pie.
3 Extremes Whoa... Dumplings? Extreme is right, extremely fucked up.
3 Extremes 2 The first two "extremes" suck but the third is deserved of . Worth checking out if you can sit through the first ninty minutes of weird Asian shit to get to something all audiences can relate to, lost love and more.
300 A movie that does right what many since Lord of the Rings have done wrong. It nicely balanced the story, the action, character development and pacing. The one distracting thing was the guy that was Faramir. The whole time I was like "Faramir is telling me a story," "Oh, there's Faramir, he got his eye poked." Since the rest of the cast were relatively unknown, he stuck out like a sore thumb and kind of pulled me out of the story a few times. Still, a landmark in action and special effects.
3 Ninjas Haha, this movie rocks. Little kids become ninjas and kick these little punks asses on the basketball court then they school some real ninjas. It's awesome.
3:10 to Yuma A great Bale movie and a decent western.
Throw Momma from the Train Dumb.
THX 1138 A pretty decent movie about a lot of heavy concepts. Existance, social order, sex, love, fear, hope, control. Heavy.
Time Bandits A pretty cool fantasy movie from the eighties. The rendition of evil is great. The shit at the end would have terrified me as a kid.
Titan A.E. Nicely animated, nice voice cast... Boring, though and nothing can help that.
Titanic I think I need to see this again to make sure it's as bad as I remember because it pisses me off that it's STILL the highest grossing film of all time and I can't figure out why.
TMNT A great Ninja Turtles movie! Perhaps second only to the original! Man, this movie is so great. Visually appealing, the fights are sweet. The turtles are all there. The Raph/Leo fight is man... it's the best turtle fight on film. The only thing lacking is the main villains. It's just kinda so-so. I'm not sure why they chose totally original villains and not draw from the huge pools of the cartoon or the comics but... Whatever. Huge monsters are cool in their own right. I hope the franchise grows.
Tomcats Horatio Sans and that hot chick from Billy Madison. Quinn Mallory from Sliders, too.
Tombstone Solid Western. Love the good guys, hate the bad guys.
Tommy Boy Spade and Farley. Nuff said.
Top Gun Man, I thought this movie was famous cause it was kinda... you know... Good. But, no... No it's not. Come to find out it's really, really bad.
Toy Story Solid CGI adventure. Tim Allen and Tom Hanks are great.
Toy Story 2 Meh... Neat to see more of their adventures.
Trading Places Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd.
Training Day Nicely paced and fun at times, tense at times. The leads are perfect.
Trains, Plains and Automobiles I love this movie. Candy and Martin are geniuses and this movie is a perfect example of a great comedy. Funny and touching at just the right times.
Transformers: The Movie Optimus dies at the beginning, man!
Transformers (2007) Another movie I went into with low expectations and was blown away. When the first images of the bots came out I wanted to puke. It was so un-Transformersy but seeing the movie, I feel I was wrong. They look badass and believable. I just wish the camera would stop FOR ONE GOD DAMN SECOND MOTHER FUCKING FUCK SO WE COULD FUCKING SEE HOW FUCKING BADASS THEY FUCKING REALLY ARE!!! I'm pretty sure the end battle was the most amazing fight scene climax in action movie history except I can't remember one thing about it because the pacing is just to god damn fast. It's too fast. I wish there were more scenes like the one in Sam's backyard were there are full body shots of the Transformers except with more fighting. Just step back, maybe a helicopter shot. Just step back so they are fully seen and watch they brawl. Watch Optimus wind up and slug Megatron into a building. Just observe the shear power of these colossi. But rarely does that happen. We are teased with glimpses of them in the beginning and we are drowned with glimpses of them in the end. Other than that, I felt the movie was very strong. Shia LeBeuf is a favorite. His performance was amazing. The girl was hot as hell. I want a yellow Camaro almost as much as I want a Delorian now, so that says a lot. Two more of these things are going to get made and I don't see any reason why the Transformers trilogy won't be as good as the Back to the Future trilogy. Honestly, they feel very similar. Watching Transformers, I felt it recaptured that feeling only a good 80s movie can provide, one BTTF is chalk (lol) full of, something unnamed but fucking rad. Looking forward to more.
Transporter, The Great action, charismatic leading man, hot-as-all-hell-broke-loose ASIAN chick... Whoa, yeah... Good stuff.
Treasure Planet One of the better Treasure Island "inspired" movies made in the last twenty years. Nice main song.
Tremors Neat, original monster movie.
True Colors Man... I saw the names John Cusack and James Spader and assumed that it must be gold but no... The acting is great but they both play jerk offs... They both take turns fucking each other over... I don't want to watch that. It is not interesting when they both are jerks. You're not rooting for anyone and you don't get emotionally involved. You just watch them destroy each other. It's painful.
True Lies Arnold and Arnold, a great combo in my book. The action and comedy moments in this movie make it a really fun movie to watch.
Truman Show, The Interesting concept.
Truth About Cats and Dogs, The Interesting concept, nicely cast.
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie Man... the first nail in the coffin of Power Rangers in my book...
28 Days Later Man... Every aspect of this film is perfect. The cast, the visuals, the emotion, the music, the pacing... The music especially so. The soundtrack is awesome; it ups every emotion on the screen that much more. The scene near the end where the black chick is deciding whether the main guy is a zombie or not... In a Heartbeat is the name of the song... That whole sequence gives me goosebumps and man... It's awesome...
25th Hour A great cast makes this movie terrific. The story of a man's last day before going to jail to pay for his crimes. Feels a lot like the end of Dr. Faustus, now that I think of it.
Twister Meh... Shit cast.
Two Weeks Notice Man, did I actually watch this? Yeah... I like Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock so I had an okay time whilst doing so, too...